Every summer, fields across the UK are transformed into temporary villages of chaos, glitter, and overpriced pints. Whether you're a first-time wristband warrior or a weathered veteran with a utility belt of earplugs and snacks, one thing’s guaranteed: you’ll meet these people.
We’ve rounded up the ultimate list of festival personality types to help you tag your mates and prepare for whatever Glastonbury, Download, or Boomtown throws your way.
1. The Eternal Raver
They vanish into the night and return at sunrise, somehow more energised than when they left. Covered in glitter, still vibrating from the secret DJ set they “can’t even explain,” they thrive on minimal sleep and communal energy.
If you spot someone dancing alone to a car alarm at 7am: this is them. Probably has a bumbag full of hydration sachets and herbals.
2. The Influencer
They didn’t come for the music - they came for the moment. Armed with a ring light, portable charger, and outfits that defy grass stains, this one’s festival schedule revolves around golden hour and viral audio trends.
You won’t see them at the barrier, but you will see them live on TikTok, vlogging their skincare routine from inside the tent.
3. The Friend Maker
You arrive with them, and by noon they’ve made 12 new best mates. A natural extrovert who finds kindred spirits in every queue, every crowd, and every beer line.
They’re the reason you ended up at a silent disco with a guy in a wizard hat and a girl who swears by tarot. Absolutely the kind of person to share sun cream with strangers and then start a group hug.
4. The Gear Goblin
While you packed a spare hoodie and vibes, this legend turned up ready for armageddon. Solar shower? Check. Tactical hydration vest? Absolutely. A bumbag within a bumbag? Wouldn’t leave home without it.
They love to be useful and absolutely live for your moment of need: “Oh no, I forgot my tent pegs.” “It’s okay, I brought extras.” They might not see a single band, but they will have the comfiest seat in the field.
5. The Mud Pit Mosher
You’ll hear them before you see them, screaming along to riffs, sliding through puddles, and absolutely thriving in mud. Their shirt’s been missing since noon. Their jeans are no longer jeans. They are the chaos in the pit.
No one knows how they’re still upright, let alone moshing. But if the circle pit calls, the Mud Pit Mosher answers - filthy, feral, and fantastic.
6. The Last Minute Legend
Didn’t know they were coming until yesterday. Bought the last ticket off someone’s cousin on Facebook Marketplace. Didn’t bring a tent. Already three ciders in. Vibes immaculate.
They won’t remember the lineup. They will remember that one random DJ set at the tiny tent by the burger van. Somehow they always end up in the best spot at the best time.
7. The Organised One
Every group needs one. They printed the set times. They built the spreadsheet. They laminated the schedule. If you’re trying to find the stage, this is who you follow.
They thrive on precision and will fight you if you suggest “just winging it.” But when they get you front row for the band you forgot you loved? Eternal gratitude.
8. The Meeting Point Mum Friend
They’ve got you covered. Literally. Poncho? Got it. Snacks? Bag’s full. Painkillers, sunscreen, power bank? All in the bumbag.
They’re the emotional glue of the group. They check you’re hydrated, know where your tent is, and will hold your drink and your dignity while you scream-sing the chorus to your favourite band.
9. The Festival Veteran
This isn’t just a weekend, it’s a lifestyle. They've been going to festivals since the '90s, and they’ve seen things. Their tee is faded, their boots are worn, and they radiate chill.
They don’t care about the trending bands or the influencer tent. They're here for good music, cold pints, and watching Gen Z discover how bad their hangovers can get.
Ready for Festival Season?
Whether you're a Raver, a Mum Friend, or something in between, bumbags are the unsung heroes of every festival fit.
Free your hands, store your snacks, and survive the weekend in style.
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